He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
My fucking weakness. The relationship of a dog and a child. This is adorable. :’)
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
Special Agent Dale Cooper meets a llama, and they stare into each others’ souls. (Twin Peaks, season 1, “The One-Armed Man”)
Have you ever seen anyone look happier to be wearing plaid?
Pie chart of on-screen coffee sips for each Twin Peaks character, to go with our supercut of all the pie and coffee in Twin Peaks.
~ Variations on Relations s02e19
Sometimes I forget how long ago the 90s were
I need to go rewatch some himym episodes with the captain now because i know i would die.
Esther’s Tree Explorations (by aj 1982)
I feel like this at my internship pretty much all of the time.
One time I interrupted a news meeting and said, “The Herald just reported a house in Decatur exploded. I don’t know if that’s the sort of thing we care about…”
I really wasn’t sure because if it was important surely someone else would’ve heard about it before me.